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[06 Apr 2009|09:19pm] |
I just logged on to Facebook and got a really excellent Email.
In response:
I've always been there. For both of you. This year's been hard. I'm busy all the time. And you're not here. Not only that you've never been here...
I've changed. A lot. We all have. We're growing up. Sure that's part of the reason we've drifted apart. But mostly it's that I've decided to stop giving and giving of myself to everyone else. I'm going to live my life. Choose to be a part of it or don't. But don't expect the effort from me if you won't put it in yourself.
Done.
EDIT
I still love you. I thought you should know that.
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[31 Mar 2009|08:33am] |
Oh btw, Bertha is dead. ish?
Im supa dupa early for class...
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[25 Mar 2009|11:04am] |
I like dat boom boom pow
them chicks is jackin my style
they try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three-thousand and eight
you're so two-thousand and late...
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[24 Mar 2009|12:02pm] |
So I chopped all my hair off. I now have sexy extra short hair. It's really hot, just sayin.
I have advanced baking and pastry in an hour and twenty minutes and I'm not excited.
I gave a dankity dank speech today though. I quoted Beyonce, it was pretty pimp.
So yea I guess Im done for now, peace
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[18 Mar 2009|10:57pm] |
So last night I was pretty drunk.
Went to see Last House on the Left, which was great.
St patricks day shit...
then my downstairs neighbor invites us down to party with them.
and while I wasn't looking some random guy I didn't know snuck up behind me and cut my hair off.
WHAT THE FUCK!
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[18 Mar 2009|10:56pm] |
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Sometimes I write posts here...
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| Swallow my cockaccino... |
[10 Mar 2009|11:25am] |
So last night this kid hit me up.
hes like "I'm at work you should come over and we should fuck."
he works at a cafe on the east side. I was like "thats supadupa sketch but that would be an awesome story. I hope I get mayo in my cooch (clerks 2 reference, awesome)."
So I go. and we blaze in the courtyard out back of this place while he puts away cokies and shit. Then he leads me to the back room and some shit happens thats boring so I'm skipping it.
So he goes at me and we make out in this ludicrously small bathroom. Then I blow him, which is interesting cuz he has a P.A. and then I got fucked bent over a toilet in Cafe Zog.
Yay me. how good is that it was awesome.
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[23 Feb 2009|03:56pm] |
Ugh I should not be allowed to live anymore
seriously I'm just committing suicide gently
but aren't we all...
I feel like a cliche person and I hate that
I need to quit smoking. Not that I smoke a lot anymore anyway, mostly if I'm drunkity. But yea, I just need to cut it out.
I may be having crazy hot sex tonight. Here's hoping. as a side note, I may die of rectal bleeding tonight... I dont think I'm even gonna attempt to walk tomorrow.
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[13 Feb 2009|03:57pm] |
So I wake up this morning and everything just begins as bullshit
I hadnt slept in 24 hours last night, and I was drinking and I got tired and went to bed.
About 4 hours before this I yelled at Eris about how much I dissaproe of her fucking Chris and how wrong it is, because once again she tried to blame it on me... yea ok
so even still, since Chris has none, she steals condoms from me so she can fuck him.
thats just so fucked up. at least to me. She's like "at least I was honest and told you. I coulda just not said anything"
or, since neither of you had a contraceptive (like dumbasses) you could have just NOT had sex.
ugh I just want to steal her phone and tell her boyfriend
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[29 Jan 2009|07:25pm] |
I got an A on my leadership midterm
I have never read the book or studied at all for that class in my life
there was this assignment where we had to exchane business cards with classmates and one question on the exam was "Name 5 of your classmates who you exchanged business cards with"
and I had been like "fuck this assignment!"
so even though I could have just written in names of people I knew and got the 5 points,
I wrote names of people that I currently am all about
1. Channing Tatum
2. Crystal Rosado
3. Nick Zano
4. Brad Star
5. Amanda Bynes
and when he passed back the exam I swore I would have a C at best,
but the teacher was just like "Hey class, there was this one person who just wrote in names of people I'm not sure are real. A for effort."
and we all laughed. and I got an A for realz though. haha.
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[29 Jan 2009|07:16pm] |
So I fooled around with an ex-pornstar current drag queen/ social worker last night
well, this morning
it was akward as fuck. hot, but akward.
he was romanian, prematurely losing his hair from weave, does weave and styles wigs, and had shaved his chest but not his stomach and there was like this horizantal line where there was like stubble on top and longer hair below.
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but somehow, considering his long and, let me tell you, colourful sexual history,
according to him I give the best head hes ever had :) hahahaha. what? I was like "nah man, doubt it. can't be true"
whatever. I drove him wild in HIS maidenform bra. (not really)
wow that was a bad story... whatever
oh yea he IMed me like an hour ago and wanted me to come back again tonight. I was like "I'm good" hahaha.
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[15 Jan 2009|08:01pm] |
I'm really glad that I decided to just stop seeing a really wonderful cute boy with a big cock.
I'm retarded. But only slightly.
In other news I sharpened my competition knife today which made me happy.
I think Im going to try to make my schedule now and maybe clean up a little.
The apartment just keeps getting cuter I love it.
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[10 Jan 2009|08:55pm] |
I feel so lousy.
My gi tract is just crampy and diarrhealightful
and it hurts
ewwwwwwwww ugh save me from my own pooey fate, plz.
I dont think I cant take being miserable for much longer.
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[02 Jan 2009|03:48am] |
So I just finished watching she's the man, which I bought for 4 dollars.
and I just have to say
Channing Tatum is the hottest piece of ass
and one day he's going to wake up and realize that I am his one true love.
and I will ride him like a bad pony. So hard that his abs pop right back into shape.
and he will use his miley cyrus cameo money to buy me a uterus so that I might carry his beautiful babies.
and I'm going way too far with this but the fact remains he is a sexy ass motherfucker.
I'm watching it again as we speak, Dear livejournal.
peace be with you.
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[01 Jan 2009|08:55pm] |
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ok. mortimer needs to die
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| new years resolutions? |
[31 Dec 2008|04:31am] |
1. Find Love
2. Don't Get AIDS
3. Get In Shape
4. Fuck Those That Are Worth It
5. Get Crunk As Much As Possible
6. See Every Disney Fairies Movie
7. See All Other Movies Worth Viewing
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[24 Dec 2008|12:18am] |
Is it bad that I have a prep list for tomorrow so that Im ahead of the game for christmas dinner?
I think its amazing.
Hopefully it works out bomb.
As a side note, Taylor Swift sucks.
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[15 Dec 2008|12:44am] |
so idk, things were bad today. I just kinda went insane at work and wanted to throw myself off a ladder. That place has just become a soul stealing ridiculous unjust fucked up kinda place. Like a black hole filled with shoes and misery.
I got some of my favorite facewash the other day and I loved it. Its doing work all ready.
my right contact is dry and bothering my eye. Eris sleeps in Chris' bed every night and their situation is so stupd and fucked up and they are just a shit show together and its so fucking annoying. It's like, if you're going to complain about how shes making advances on you and you don't wanna cheat on your girlfriend, dont get wasted, dont let her sleep in your bed, and definitely dont return her advances. fucktard.
and she, the bitch who used to tell me she "would never cheat on Craig" (aka the bastard who finds it oh so easy to break up with you because you are a state away, and who you got back together with against my advice), which you have done on several occasions now, blame ME for the awkwardness and indiscretion because I told you to fuck him.
Yea, fuck him. Then be done. My way is the hooker way: get in, get off, get out - no attachment just a hot fuck. YOU are the one kissing him on the mouth, rulebreaker.
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